029期生活幽默：誰(shuí)的長(zhǎng)二寸

某人張三,因要出門辦事,又恐家妻不賢,遂寫一封條:張三封.貼于妻私處,放心遠(yuǎn)行.豈料妻小解,將封條沖開,只剩半邊:長(zhǎng)二寸!張三不日歸,察看封條,大驚,持刀逼問(wèn):誰(shuí)的長(zhǎng)二寸?